pretending to date you because someone was obnoxiously hitting on you AU
but let’s talk about just how badly i’ve wanted this.
[SMS]: Pretty sure I’m more attractive than your coworker, and probably better company. I’ll see you tomorrow then. You know my usual, right?
[SMS]: I’ve seen you once or twice, and I can guarantee that. I don’t know, but I’ll ask that girl who does. See you.
⌠ I love him.
Not because he makes my angels dance.
I love him,
because he makes my demons peaceful. ⌡
WHEN A CHARACTER THAT IS ALWAYS EXPRESSIONLESS FINALLY SMILES OR LAUGHS AND U JUST
// Blurry pic but snuggly birb. He flew from his cage, missed my lap, attempted to climb up my leg and failed adorably, before I gave in and now he’s all snuggly now.
The brat. ♥
//D’aww, that’s even more precious! Dorky clumsy lil birbs are the best kind of birb. uvu//
"i want to be the protagonist of a kingdom hearts game"
no you don’t
"I want to be the protagonist’s best friend in a Kingdom Hearts game, then."
no, you really, really don’t
"I want to be the protagonist’s other best friend!"
you don’t even wanna go there